My first blog.

So, here it is. The start of my journey as a blogger.

I really don't feel like doing a "This is me, this is who I am, this is why I want to blog" post, so I'm just going to skip all that BS and get to the point. I'm a divorced mom of three wonderfully random, sometimes annoying, always hilarious children who do and say things that make me laugh (or shake my head in wonder and confusion) every day. I don't want to wake up 10 years from now and not remember how my 4 year old would randomly whisper to herself about horses or run to me in amazement because she found a chocolate chip giving birth on the living room floor. Or forget that my son, at one point in his life, would rather read comic books and revel in Star Wars nerdom than smoke a joint and get to 2nd base with that hot chick from the soccer team. Or forget how my 6 year old would sneak food and then hide the containers and wrappers all over the house and then realize 10 years from now that I encouraged her eating disorder by denying her that ONE fucking piece of string cheese because dinner was in 20 minutes thus forcing her to sneak food and eat like a rabid racoon under her bed...

These are the things I don't want to forget and likley the very things I will blog about. The little (and maybe not so little) things that happen every day that make me laugh, cry, or even sometimes want slit my wrists... or at the very least give one of my children up for adoption.. To Madonna, of course..who else?